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FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can assure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


THANKSGIVING -




INSIGNIFICANT -




NO WONDER - He's using Windows ...


TAGS: who cares about tags i mean they are neither shown douche
Rating: 3/5
lol - June 18, 2009, 8:24 pm
10 years old and its still funnier than 99 percent of the crap you have on this site.
Nobody - October 23, 2008, 12:30 am
Always likes this one - clever ;P
Casino2Fresh At Aim - August 30, 2008, 1:50 am
lol good pun, thats original
Bill Gates - June 27, 2008, 9:46 am
old. really old. but that is fucking funny.
J35u5M4 - June 14, 2008, 11:16 am
Couldn't stop laughing IRL
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 1:05 pm
EPIC LOOOL
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 29, 2008, 11:06 am
Two hilarious posters in one. I thnk this may be a first here.
Brian - May 29, 2008, 1:22 am
thats witty
Nice1 - May 28, 2008, 7:27 pm
Ok, I hate Macs and all... but that is actually really funny.


THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?




THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...


TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old


SORRY GUYS -


TAGS: bull caress balls costumes girl
Rating: 2.47/5

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culos - March 10, 2010, 5:55 pm
The difference between the 'Boule Royale' and the sex she had yesterday is the force applied with the jaws when biting the bollocks!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 5:53 pm
You know, she seems awfully happy with them nads. I have heard about Rocky Mountain Oysters. But I wonder if she is planning on another "Dish"?
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:39 pm
I've got a mirror in the bathroom, you?
rerun - March 10, 2010, 5:37 pm

spend a lot of time lookin at testicles? Hmmmm
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:34 pm
I hope you've got good aim, those must be the tiniest testicles I've seen in a long time!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 4:08 pm
Anyone else suddenly have an urge to get a pellet gun?...


JUDGMENT - Save it for someone who cares.




WOW...THAT'S QUITE AN OUT-FIT - Too bad everyone's too NUMB to notice


TAGS: who cares
Rating: 3.33/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 10:10 am

the safety goggles make it


Thats When I Realized -


TAGS: alone nobody cares too sexy
Rating: 4.94/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:57 pm
ROTFL!!!! There's some FLUFs (fat little ugly fucbers) around here who think the answer is always 'yes' when they approach. They haven't figured out that FLUFs can still get the hot chicks by being funny or nice and fun to be around. Silly boys! 5L


And He Said... -


TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage photo
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D


LONELINESS -




ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now?


TAGS: atheism god jesus allah religion internet where s your god now nobody cares
Rating: 2.71/5

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BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:07 am
I never knew that atheists had a god. You'd think that I'd know that, considering I am one. But hey, MotiFake never lies, so it must be true. Right? Move aside, dictionary. Dalton apparently knows more than you.
C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 2:03 pm
Hey, what do atheists say when they're in bed? OH DARWIN that feels good
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:10 pm
I very much doubt that that chart is accurate.And it does not include other major religions,such as Budhism or Hinduism. Case in point,that chart is Very not good at salad.
z - October 31, 2008, 6:21 pm
Must be all that swearing.
NREEEOW - October 24, 2008, 4:44 pm
...nowhere. Because thats what atheism is.
FFDD - October 15, 2008, 3:34 pm
nobody caring doesn't make it not true
Noth - October 2, 2008, 8:08 pm
Include "Google" in the graph. Where is your God now?


POLITIFAKES - I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!




NEW MOVIE RELEASE -


TAGS: movie truth or rumours whocares
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - January 27, 2011, 8:27 pm

meh...with travolta in the news so much about this...i laughed.
tellitlikeitis - January 27, 2011, 8:02 pm
Oh come on now... I thought it was classic. Seriously, it think it's funny. But obviously I'm the only one.... We all have our moments I supppose. Still I think it's pretty funny.
Faceplant31 - January 27, 2011, 10:36 am
This is not up to par with your standards tellit.


IT'S ALL GOOD. - We got beer now.


TAGS: who cares
Rating: 3.65/5

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motifake - June 15, 2010, 5:58 pm

LOL- how did I miss this!


WHO CARES - About video games




IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING - I'm not dead. I've just been going through an elaborate process to make a poster no one is going to see.




TRAFFIC - It scares away the fish




did you hear abo-- -


TAGS: celebrity gossip twilight nobody cares
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 2:39 am
American actors.
maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 4:04 pm
Who Are These People ?


THOUGHT PROCESS -


TAGS: who cares what any one says as long as you are happy
Rating: 4.15/5

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sickartist - January 18, 2010, 7:47 pm
Glad you didn't lose this one, Face. 5L


TRYING TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL? -


TAGS: at least move that remote away it scares people
Rating: 1.25/5

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robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:53 pm
Aggy, they might have been classifying women as people again
forseti - April 4, 2010, 2:59 pm
...so where was this "not funny enough" - approver when needed?!?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm
What? A remote scares a male? Where are you from? 1835?


moving on -


TAGS: caress summer autumn softest kisses
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 22, 2016, 3:37 am
Definitely need you around to show me how its done! ^!


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